Similarly, even Cortexes, despite their congenital intellect, suffer from frequent bouts of stress-laden hiatus.

This journal will bear facts of which I interpret extremely effective, they will refashion your minds, or to a greater extent, your lives online.

This bulletin is of high importance, so please read.

On the positive end of the spectrum, 2008, though my residence is confined to a three-base range, has been quite a renewal from the harsh realities of what 2007 promoted. However, from the Optical Mind (only for Windows Vista or better), I bring you my experience of 2008 up to the present day:

I logged into my MSN Hotmail account to browse for recent, unread messages, one of which appeared to bear the sender's nomenclature of Jeremy Kobena. I clicked on the corresponding "unopened letter" icon to view the full message; little did the unknown sender know he was on the waiting list for a near-future incarceration. I cautiously inspected the questionable message, and the first secret of the unknown message was revealed: The message of which I received from an unrenowned sender was even more refutable. The header text was even entitled "top-secret", and the subject read "Reply: Re-admittance of $18,000,000"! There were prominent errors in the message text, which emphasised its questionable nature. I replied, "What is the true meaning of this message? Have you any idea with whom you are dealing? I am a Cortex who operates on three United States Army bases as the chief forensic scientist, and I take this message as strongly debatable. Regards, Naoki Nakashima." In a meagre nanosecond came the arrival of another suspicious message from the Internet postmaster, entitled "Delivery Status Notification". I browsed the message, and the text read "This is an automatically generated delivery status notification. Delivery to the following recipient(s), jeremy.kobena@yahoo.fr, failed." The conclusion came to be that the sender was by all means false and probably applied false identification thus hacking into and/or creating an account. And I hereby utter out that the second and therefore final secret of the unknown message: The message of which I received from an unrenowned sender was by all reason a pure scam. And that I already sensed when I logged into my account.

However, this is not all. A vast majority of artists within this Internet Web site, particularly perverted, debased artists, gain more pageviews via another scam. And that scam is pornography. The majority of the scammers are male, but there are notable female contenders in this race for pageviews. They post images containing "altered" characters (of the opposite gender of the artist, mind you) from cartoons and media whose audience such media attract is everyone. An eminent fraction of this global pestilence is the fan-created "Playtoon magazine", which is known to exist on deviantART. I feel incredibly sympathetic for the creators of the cartoons, as the characters they created bear no correlation to the pestilence. The content may be mature, but the minds of the artists are not, I can tell you that in less than the speed of light right now! Or, this entire site itself could be a scam, allowing corrupt-minded artists, content of which I dub illegal by all reason, and their by-products to exist on the Internet. Or, the facts may culminate in one that the entire Internet is a scam! And "free speech" is yet another vilifying, malign counterfeit created by "intelligent" scoundrels just to provide a food source for the pestilence and is completely irrelevant to the First Amendment. How could anyone refer to these lowlifes as adults, legally responsible, their own personal bosses, or, to a certain extent, helpful in society? The truth is that they are a disgrace to mankind, their planet, their galaxy, and their universe!

However, I am not through with giving my factual points yet. Today, whilst I was browsing for images on this site, I encountered the most denigrating of all counterfeits and falsehoods directed toward Cortex eyes: Cultural mimicry, the basis of racism. And yes, the victims of cultural mimicry (often referred to as gaijinism, borrowed from the Japanese and West APR gaijin, translated into the English language as “foreigner” ) were supposedly Cortexes. Likewise, one may apply the clothing or other components of the culture he/she is supposed to represent, only that is referred to as cultural representation, which is legal as long as the culture/ethnicity represented remains unharmed and/or admired for its existence on the planet Earth. Nevertheless, a culture may be admired to the fullest extent that it is more than likely to be mimicked. Such is illegal among Cortexes, and in real life, no regular human being has mocked a Cortex without facing consequences for this infraction of the law. Furthermore, artists within this Internet Web site have posted images of non-Cortex characters bearing initials on their foreheads. Little do they apprehend that the latter is pure cultural mimicry and is hence recognised by any Cortex within the existent Universe as a brand of racism. What they must understand that there are extant Cortexes, whether authentic or naturalised, on the planet Earth; and according to a strict code of ethics, these specific human beings (are they?) are “to remain unaltered, unharmed, and not deprived or mimicked of their extreme intellect and cognitive abilities, and/or culture and lifestyle whatsoever…”, and the latter once again remains the truth. On average, most people who commit infractions of any ordinance inside this code of ethics fabricate their contraventions of common decorum as “simple escapades” or “just a randomly-committed faux-pas”. In the eyes of the Cortex(es) whom pose as victims of cultural mimicry, the one and only answer to this question (which was frequently debated over on base) is incarceration within watch of them. With the application of such reliable methods, incarceratees are monitored to preserve their inevitability. Just ask any Cortex within your reach; he/she will be obliged to answer your questions—if you have any on mind!

I may be a wealthy forensic scientist, but strenuous activity never turns me down in an effort to correct any prominent flaws in society, whilst allowing the minor apertures to insinuate independently. So far since the beginning of 2008 I was scammed twice, reunited 24 families via forensic genetic science and ribotyping, arrested and imprisoned 16 criminals with the applications of the same techniques, and was a victim of cultural mimicry. This entire bulletin states true facts, yet I fear that if I avoid telling the truth, I would attract more critics and their opinions, because on this site (or any public domain) artists succeed in attempts to avoid the truth, post images of which would normally be posted by a corrupt-minded sycophant to the truth, or mock certain ethnic backgrounds illegally—they intrigue more commenters. An example is an artist of whom I will not display the link to his page; his art is extremely corrupt and obscene—he possesses over 1,010,000 pageviews! And all of such owes to a scam! If the ownership of obscene, explicit works of art is the secret reason that holds the key to eternal pageviews, I will definitely eradicate the root causes of this reason once and for all and replace them with my carefully planned out ideas. These ideas culminate in a fact that intelligence and knowledge are the keys to approval, testimonials, and pageviews.

(This bulletin has been edited circa 2-11-08)

Shall I quit this Web site once and for all? I am neither a bleeding troll, individual of the opposite gender, antagonist, nor a Cortex worthy of being thrown insults at, and should these incredibly false rumours ending up being distributed only to publicly humiliate me, I will cease this online war the challenging and only means of declaring armistice. The predominant reason why I only watch deviantARTists of my ilk is because I have decided to abstain from social misconduct, including addiction to morally illegal pornography, profanity, criminalistic tendencies, alcoholism, narcotic drugs, or any antagonist organisation; true adulthood caters to the purpose of self-decision and autonomy for the sole purpose of the individual's benefit; and woe to virtually anyone who commits an infraction of these moral statutes. And due to these facts, I am not and shall not be referred to as an immature, uninelligent individual, but a 32-year-old male Cortex who operates ambitiously and often multi-tasks until he has obtained enough data to disburse his personage online. Whatever consumes your time, the distribution of false rumours for the solitary purpose of humiliation is strictly prohibited, as the latter is prohibited offline just as strictly. Thank you for your patronage.

(This bulletin has been edited circa 2-14-08)
I have completely had it with that (will avoid stating the username) Internet antagoniser once and for all and for the sake of my benefit. For your last time, I, Naoki Nakashima, am not a blinding underage female! Now, why should you continue your occupation of tormenting me let alone promote an unanticipated argument unworthy of promoting? Because your Internet personage revolves solitarily around yourself, pride and arrogance, and the capability of sowing the geneseeds of an online skirmish, and your days of Internet usage have terminated. Now abstain from tormenting me or any other Cortex within your reach, or suffer the consequence of incarceration within military premises under ultra-rigid military supervision. The latter proves of my maturity, masculinity, astronomical intellect, and the fact that I operate in a field in which criminals are stockaded owing to their social misconduct. Do I make myself clear?

These links boast greater evidence than what would be normally considered "proof", so do abstain from ostracising me.

1.) Featured is Aki Tsubasa, Chief Executive Officer of the Mineta Biotechnology and Biochemistry enterprise, centred in the Mineta Complex of the West APR.[link]

2.) Featured is a photomanipulated ("Photoshopped") image of the apparatus in which I apply my occupation as a forensic scientist. However, owing to a multitude of application errors, the majority of which engendered Photoshop to either malfunction or crash, the image has been reduced in terms of size.[link]

3.) Featured is the security office I am requested to operate at lest the corporation's founder, Taro Ogawa, obtains a bespoken leave of absence stating of his temporary return to the West APR, where the headquarters of the security corporation are located.[link]

Thank you,
Naoki Nakashima, chief forensic scientist of the CIDC

Please read these facts as they are by all means true.

Once again, thank you for your patronage.

-Syths Cortex/Naoki Nakshima 直樹中島